You may be surprised to learn that the surrounding neighborhood currently lacks a Starbucks. But that’s okay. There’s a podunk little cafe not too far away; it’s technically “out of the neighborhood,” but certainly within walking distance. Sure, it was just robbed last week, but I had a strong feeling that today would be crime-free.
At least that’s what I kept telling myself during the 35 minutes it took for the (only) employee to make my veggie wrap.
This week’s “Fun Friday” jaunt took us to said shop. It’s a tiny building, with just the one couch, an overstuffed chair, and a few small tables and chairs. I happened to be in the area with a fellow AmeriCorpsite following our sub-group’s meeting, so we decided to hang out there and wait for everyone despite being an hour early.
The event was supposed to be a poetry slam, giving some of our very talented and stereotypically angsty teenagers a chance to show their mad skillz. As of Thursday night, no one had written a poem yet, so Co-Workerette vowed to turn it into an etiquette lesson if no one had material. So there we sat, waiting for the would-be Robert Herricks or, uh, Martha Stewarts to show up.
Before the brood arrived, a group of cops were hanging out over at the tables. I guess donuts aren’t chic enough these days. One of them kept looking over at us, and decided to break the ice by making fun of my hat. It must have been the first time he’d ever seen someone wear a knit ski cap when it was 30 degrees outside. I know, so weird.
Finally, he came over and introduced himself and asked what we were doing “around here.” Shocking, I tell you, to think that two people not of African American decent would be conspicuous in this part of DC. He was young, probably not more than five years older than me. But his eyes betrayed a few lifetimes of experience. I told him where I worked, and he replied with a mixture of surprise, horror and admiration. Turns out he grew up in Southeast and knows exactly what DC teenagers act like. “I had extensive experience being one.”
And now he’s a cop. Hmm.
We continued to converse about the best methods of reaching such teens and turning lives around. His advice was not to proceed in the direction our program was. “All these kids think they can do is be rappers or professional athletes. They need to see other things.”
I didn’t disagree, but how else are you going to get them in the door? You can’t have your proverbial sticks without any carrots. Or, I suppose, in this case, chicken wings. I doubt any of the kids who go through our program are going to become the next… wow, I can’t even think of the name of a prominent R&B producer. I am so lame. Point is, even if there aren’t any “Michael Jordans,” they can still learn something along the way. Self-confidence, respect, professional skills… you know, things that working the afternoon shift at KFC Popeye’s won’t teach. Because that’s where they could be instead of our program. He had a lot of nice things to say, and I enjoyed hearing his intimate perspective.
But time was up — the cops bounced, and in walked Co-Worker, Co-Workerette, and…. six teenage boys. Ha.
I figured the poetry slam would be a hard sell, but I didn’t think it would be the guys showing up. I was glad to see three of our “regulars” were in the group — ones I was able to interact with during the week:
Popeye, a goofy-looking (I say this with all amount of tact — it adds to his charm) mainstay who is probably about 15, and is hardly ever seen without a six piece of the aforementioned Popeye’s chicken wings. Fooler, a towering 17-year-old who upon first glance looks like a Grade A Thug. But… not so much: the other day we were talking about our favorite Harry Potter books (he prefers Goblet of Fire over my Prisoner of Azkaban in case anyone’s tracking these things). Lemming is his 13-year-old brother who follows Darth around like a Sith Apprentice. I wish he’d pay more attention to his brother.
Each boy was armed with a Co-Workerette-written checklist of behaviors for ordering food, such as tips on politeness and methods for figuring out tax and tip if need be. They were given a set dollar amount and had to figure out their totals before ordering to be sure they had enough. I guess there’s an epidemic of teenagers being short money while in line at McDonalds in these parts.
Anyway, after everyone successfully ordered dinner (most opted to stick with safe things such as… cookies) they took turns reading from poems they printed off the Internet. Not quite the same as producing their own stuff, but it was nice to see them actually get in front of people and read. They asked if I had any memorized poems to share, but I feigned bad memory, suddenly shy under the unexpected glare of attention. But maybe next time, having been around them for a while, I’ll feel brave enough to give them my best poetic advice:
When old age shall this generation waste
Thou shalt remain, in the midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say’st
‘Beauty is truth, truth beauty — that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.’
Next time.
